“Why so moody?” The Doctor said to the bottle lid.
“I feel frustrated, been bottling up my feelings for a while now” the lid replied.
“Is it cause your relationship got canned?” inquired the Doctor.
“It lead to it, whenever I come home we’d spend the night letting out air from events of our day” reminisced the lid.
“Thats healthy” stated the Doctor.
“I guess, the conversations kept getting shorter and shorter” sighed the lid.
“Until you popped?” questioned the Doctor.
“Yes! Terrible things were said, no more sugar! It became zero!” exclaimed the lid.
“I don’t have any advice except one.” sighed the Doctor.
“What?” asked the lid, hopefully.
“Put a lid on it” said the Doctor.